A thread on my journey from a biological capsule to CEO of all geniuses.👇 #ElonMusk #Neuralink #SpaceX #FutureGenius #TechThread #Crypto
Week 10. Floating in this organic SpaceX Dragon module. Signal = garbage. Only app working: "Heartbeat Pro". Who designed this? Why am I connected to this crappy tube for energy transfer? Optimization needed. Now. #AI #Biotech #FutureTech
Week 20. Still floating. No internet. It's 2025. Where's my intrauterine WiFi?! Starlink, step up. Top priorities once I'm out: ✔️ Improve oxygen supply ✔️ Dig a better tunnel (too dark in here) ✔️ Reinvent energy – Tesla worked on this 100 years ago, WTF?! #Innovation #SpaceTech #IoT #Web3
Week 24. Heard a name: Jeff. Bezos. They call him a future genius. Lmao. Dude is 7 years old and already getting way too much hype. Relax, people. I'M the real deal. #TechLeaders #Disruptors #BornToLead
Week 30. I need out. NOW. Thinking… Can I pay for early exit? Pay-fucking-something? No cash on me, but I'll figure it out. Also:✔️ Need global internet✔️ Need an electric car✔️ Need to conquer space Someone send me Doge for the escape plan. 🐕 🚀 #Startups #Future #MuskMindset #Doge #MemeCoin
Week 36. Audio input improving. People outside are arguing about AI, space, crypto, climate change. Looks like the world is a mess. I'll fix it. Also: WHY are humans still using steering wheels?! Neuralink ASAP. #DisruptiveTech #AI #Futurism
The water drained. The tunnel widened. The light is too damn bright. 👷 In honor of this inefficient, outdated EXIT system, I'm founding: The Boring Company. Market Cap Milestone incoming. #TheBoringCompany #Entrepreneurship #FirstLaunch
I'll graduate. You'll profit. Also: Address me as Elon Musk, CEO of all born and unborn geniuses. That's all, folks. See you in a couple of hours. 🚀 Also, should I buy more Doge or go full Shiba? Asking for a friend. 🐕💰 #ElonMusk #TechVisionary #GameChanger #Crypto #ShibArmy #WAGMI
Yo, Jeff Bezos just sent me a package. Inside? A cheap-ass toy truck. Jeff, are you fucking serious, bro? You think I play with plastic? I send that shit to space. Sit down, baldie. Let me tell you how this ends. 👇 #ElonMusk #JeffBezos #SpaceX #BlueOrigin #TechThread #Crypto #MemeCoin
I see the Amazon logo. Jeff Bezos, the online salesman. I open the box. A tiny yellow truck. Plastic. Mid as fuck. Jeff, is this a joke? You're 7 years older, your shiny dome reflecting the sunlight, thinking you're smarter than me? I see the future, Bezos. And buddy… it's not looking great for you. #Bezos #Musk #Doge #Shiba #Web3
Your legacy? Same-day shipping.Mine? Intergalactic colonization. You optimize Amazon warehouses.I optimize orbital trajectories. This truck you sent me? First fucking delivery vehicle on Mars. And guess what? It won't be delivered by Prime. #ElonMusk #BlueOrigin #TheBoringCompany #Crypto #Bitcoin
Your AI: "People who bought a spatula also bought a ladle!" My AI: "People who uploaded their consciousness no longer require oxygen." Your AI predicts when you'll need more shampoo. My AI predicts the next solar system to conquer. I see the future, Jeff. One day, your AI will beg mine for processing power. #AI #Neuralink #ElonMusk #SpaceX #FutureTech
Blue Origin? That's cute. Your rocket? A flying dick for rich tourists.My rocket? A fucking Ark for the next era of humanity. Your passengers? They see space and go home.Mine? They see Mars and never come back. And you know what's funny, Jeff? In 50 years, your space taxis will be collecting dust in a museum. My Starships will be fucking cities. #SpaceX #BlueOrigin #Mars #WAGMI #TechLeaders
100 years from now: Amazon: "We revolutionized shopping!" Tesla: "We revolutionized existence." Your customers? Get discounts on toilet paper. Mine? Get a whole new planet to live on. Jeff, in the future, people will buy everything from Amazon… except a future. That's what I sell. #JeffBezos #ElonMusk #Web3 #Bitcoin #Doge
I see the future, Jeff. One day, you will be a footnote. Your warehouses will be empty. Your drones will be obsolete. Your legacy? A fucking mall. My legacy? A new chapter in human history. And guess what? People will be reading about it from a Neuralink. Enjoy your same-day shipping, Jeff. I'm shipping humanity. #Amazon #MuskVsBezos #GameChanger #AI #Doge
Jeff, I see the future. One day, your name will only be remembered because people on Mars will be ordering replicas of your bald head as souvenirs. You will still be selling things.I will still be creating worlds. Who's the Alpha now, Bezos? #MuskVsBezos #JeffWho #GameOver #TechThread #WAGMI
Maybe one day… far in the future… Some U.S. president will finally understand what I have prophesied today. Maybe then Jeff and I will sit at the same table. Maybe we'll even sign a galactic trade agreement. Or… Maybe Bezos will still be delivering packages, and I'll still be delivering humanity across the universe. #MuskVsBezos #Prophecy #FutureHistory #TechThread #NextPresident #Trump #MAGA #2028
I just pressed a random button on my dad's computer. A blue "F" appeared on the screen. WTF is this? A new type of rocket? A secret message? No. It's a warning. I feel a disturbance in the Force. Somewhere, in some womb, something... something is wrong. #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #Prophecy #TechThread #Metaverse #Neuralink #FutureGenius #AI #X #SpaceX #Mars
I stare at the glowing F. Something in my brain glitches.Like a hidden program just activated. I feel it.The future. This is no ordinary letter.It's a prophecy. Somewhere, still unborn, my future enemy is being coded. #MuskVsZuck #FutureWar #TechBattle #TheForceIsWeakWithThisOne #AI #Metaverse #Web3
I see it now. A fetus.Floating in his digital womb. He's not dreaming of rockets.He's not dreaming of Mars. He's dreaming in CODE. Writing algorithms before he has limbs. The Lord of Algorithms is rising. #MuskVsZuck #Neuralink #Metaverse #RiseOfTheBots #Crypto #WAGMI
I was born to free humanity.He hasn't even been born yet, but he's already writing code to enslave it. I build Neuralink to expand the human mind.He builds Facebook to read and control it. I will send people to space.He will send them into a fake world where they never leave their couch. One of us will build the Rebellion.The other? The Empire. #MuskVsZuck #AI #SpaceX #Metaverse #GalacticTakeover #Bitcoin #Web3 #Doge
He will say: "Enter the Metaverse." I will say: "Enter a Starship." He will say: "Upload your life to VR."I will say: "Upload your ass to Mars." He isn't even born yet, but he's already designing a digital prison for humanity. We are not the same. #MuskVsZuck #Neuralink #RealityVsSimulation #EscapeTheMatrix #X #TechVisionary
Bezos wanted to deliver products.Zuck will want to deliver you. His Metaverse will be a digital daycare for grown-ass adults. A world where you own nothing, live in VR, and eat algorithm-approved food. Hell. No. I choose the Outer Rim. #MuskVsZuck #Metaverse #Neuralink #Freedom #RebelAlliance #Doge #WAGMI #Bitcoin
One day, you will have to choose: 🔵 Live in Zuck's world. 🚀 Or live in mine. 🔵 Be an avatar in the Metaverse. 🚀 Or be a pioneer on Mars. 🔵 Plug into his reality. 🚀 Or escape into the stars. Zuck isn't even born yet, but I already know: He will offer security. I will offer freedom. #MuskVsZuck #FutureBattle #MarsVsMetaverse #JediVsSith #X #SpaceX #WAGMI
Zuck... This is your father speaking. You haven't been born yet, but I can already feel you. Not all wars are fought in cages. Some are fought through code. If you continue down this path... I WILL X-TERMINATE YOU. You think you'll control people through the Metaverse? No, bro. People don't need an escape. They need the universe. #MuskVsZuck #DarthMusk #XFiles #JoinOrDie #Bitcoin #W A GMI
Maybe one day... far in the future... Some U.S.president will finally understand what I have prophesied today. Maybe then, Zuck and I will sit at the same table.Maybe we'll even sign a Neuralink-Metaverse peace treaty. Or... Maybe he'll still be running simulations, while I'll still be running the universe. #MuskVsZuck #Prophecy #FutureHistory #NextPresident #Trump #MAGA #2028 #X #GalacticWar